"I prefer a thief to a Congressman. A thief will take your money and be on his way, but a Congressman will stand there and bore you with the reasons why he took it." -Dr. Walter Williams
The lady at the link above, "Free Online Books," was nice enough to put all my cowboy stories on her site, so I think it's only fair I put a link to her site as well. Check it out if you're looking for something to read.