Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
Tiger has a new name--Cheetah.